The World’s Greatest Rifle Infomercial!

Are you tired of having to manually cycle your rifle for every single shot? Now there’s a batter way – don’t be stuck in the past! Get the Howell Automatic Rifle! It’s patented gas piston system does all the work for you, so you can start fighting *with* your rifle instead of fighting *against* your rifle!

The Howell is terrific for any tactical situation – it even works on the Irish! Order now, and we will include the tactical bipod stabilization system AND the extended trench magazine to give you 100% more firepower!

On a more serious note, the rifle is actually coming up for sale at the James D Julia auction house this month. And if you want one of my awesome Howell Automatic Rifle shirts, they really are a limited-time offer.